About

Overly wordy and not always in a charming “Hugh Grant” kind of way.
After graduating from the University of Colorado at Boulder in 2010, I did what any responsible graduate does and I went to Bali. I then came back and worked at a winery, a tattoo shop, and as fake web-cam girl. Realizing that I enjoyed writing the text messages as a web-cam girl in order to trick men into thinking I was a beautiful ethnically ambiguous woman named Jasmine and getting them to spend money on said web-cam sites, I decided to pursue writing for money at agencies. Now I’m a creative and writer, spending my working hours brand building, making ads, and really just trying to make things that seem like a good idea.

Anyways, here are some places I’ve worked:

Wunderman Thompson (Creative)
J. Walter Thompson (Creative)
WME IMG (Creative Strategy)

 
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Food for thought…

French toast is superior to regular toast due to the fact that regular toast is uneducated
and hates democracy.

 
Weird flex, but ok.

Weird flex, but ok.

Queen sized beds are great for king sized friendships.

Queen sized beds are great for king sized friendships.

 

There are different kinds of fun.
Find the fun that is most fun for you.

My mom said that. I just really like it.

 
There’s always time for tea. You can’t spell “team” without it.

There’s always time for tea. You can’t spell “team” without it.

Vanity photos? Sure.

But I like these people.

Cleanliness is next to godliness, but it’s healthy to get your hands dirty whenever you can.

Cleanliness is next to godliness, but it’s healthy to get your hands dirty whenever you can.