If you’ve ever taken yourself off of mute just to say “ok” on a Zoom call, let’s talk.

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matt@motelcruz.com
@stillsingleandfat

Sweater weather, baby. 📸 @watchingnewyork
Certified flower boy. 📷 @1wordup1
This year, I’m thankful for the ability to put the words Single Fatty Virgin Daddy in big bold letters throughout New York. Special thank you to @thegoldvan for making this a possibility and helping it come to life. You’re the real flav
Anybody else get really warm knees? 📷 @vsteves
Y’all ever take a bath and then just sit in it while the water drains out like a psychopath? 📷 @vsteves
There’s probably a joke to be made about ‘oil based paints’ and ‘olive oil’ but I’m tired
Always heard that “there’s no money like oil money.” Really hoping we picked the right oil @cristina
Come for the tea, stay for the friendship.
🪩 merry vishmas 🪩
Neighbors love me. 📷 @vsteves
Felt tan, might delete later. 📷 @vsteves
This weekend I learned that the F in F1 stands for fun, but also, friendship.
It’s Sunday somewhere.
Binging Stranger Things Season 4, hbu
My career as a Latin dance instructor is going great thanks for asking. 📸 @vsteves
New team sweatshirts just dropped.
big lasik energy
Jon’s always got the ‘great smile’ covered, so it’s up to me to pick up the slack and bring the shiny forehead.
Happy birthday to the person that women on dating apps feel the need to ask me “is he your boyfriend?”